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A tale from the edge of credibility and the heart of Azaleaville. Glowing objects are spotted above the Azalea 51 compound. Are they part of a secret project or something less terrestrial?
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Mysterious lights over Azaleaville in 1957
From the Inside Azaleaville Archives, Aug. 3, 1957
UNSTABLE FLOATING OPTICS STIR FEARS IN AZALEAVILLE
UFOs return over Golf Creek; residents report flickering skies, power surges, and "a humming sound in the air"
Several Azaleaville residents reported strange lights in the sky late Saturday night. One described a blue disc “no bigger than a lawn chair” hovering above Golf Creek. Officials attributed the disturbance to television interference or local humidity.
The sightings occurred not far from the eastern boundary of the neighborhood, near the fenced industrial compound known as Azalea 51, a restricted Greytheon Systems property adjacent to the railroad tracks. The site, operated by the government contractor with reported CIA ties, has long been a source of speculation due to its heavy security and unexplained emissions.
A spokesperson for Greytheon Systems declined to comment.
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